Who gives a shit?
What is in the upward direction, tumblr? Hopefully not your d*cks, 'cause that'd just be innapropriate.
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(Source: ask-a-snowbird)
Slenderman: *Enters the home of an unsuspecting teenage girl whom spends all her time online with murderous intensions. He creeps into her room and waits for her to look his direction, and when she does, she shrieks unlike any he’d heard before. He’s convinced she’s terrified, and proceeds closer to her.*
The Girl: *She trembles, appearing as though she’s going to wet herself. Slenderman reaches for her, and then suddenly she rips her clothes off faster than Slenderman could even believe.*
OMFG SLENDY I LOVE YOU I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN PLEASE OH PLEASE TAKE ME RIGHT HERE AND NOW MY BODY IS READY OMFG
Slenderman: *The faceless being somehow manages an expression: terror.*
(Source: sakurasharuno)
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